Stretching, Goals, And My Big Ass…

I have finally reached a goal at the gym that I can hold on to and let my laziness take away from me. I achieved 300 miles at the gym!! It may have taken me a long time to get it but I made it! It’s not like the weight challenge at all, becuz I should just give them back the tshirt becuz I gained all the weight back. But 300 miles, no possible way I can fuck that up! Next goal is 500 miles!

But I know you’re all here to hear about the GymHo! And I did you one better! I made a video!!

Not of her!

I’m not that mean!!

Not today.

So you get to see my big ass! And not some skinny chick’s ass… if I can get it to load to Youtubey. The first time it didn’t work.

I’m not saying she should stretch, I just sayin’ she should choose a better spot to do it. I have my backside to the wall when I stretch.

And then she sits on a machine for 15 minutes! Do you know how long that is in GymTime??? AGES!!!!! That my friends is called a MachineHog! It could be she just can’t text and work out.

Anyway…

So there you have it… and my big ass.

I’m Just Burstin’ With Stuff…

But I have other commitments at the moment.

A sneak peek… I have to type them out or I’ll forget it… so here they are:

the GymHo stretches.

300 mile club.

New rules for the pool.

20th Anniversary of Our 1st Kiss

The Cat Deterrent.

Scooter2

I know. I know. You’re just breathless to find out all about the GymHo. But I take my linkups seriously and I have to make sure I make the rounds.

Until later.

11 Questions and Answers About Me…

So here’s the rest of last weeks Questions and Answers to Southern Transplant’s Tag. Did you stop by and “Hi” to her last week? Super sweet gal! Be sure to stop in This week to and give her some blogger love!

And don’t forget to link up with Shawn and IA for Talk to Us Tuesday.

These are Southern Transplant’s Question’s:

1. If you could go back in time to your 16-year-old self and tell them one thing about what to expect from the future, what would it be and why? Listen to your mother about birth control!!

And why? Isn’t it obvious? Hello!! Pregnant at 17!

2. What song creates the strongest memory for you and why that song? Slow Ride… Hello!! Pregnant at 17!!!

3. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would purchase? Land in my hometown to build a house so that I live closer to my sister.

Becuz we do cool things together... After I buy a case of champagne and cruise the world!

4. What age has been your favorite age to be? Why? 14-16 I had the world by the tail and was havin’ a grand time! And then Daddy died. And I was pregnant and all fun things came to a sudden stop!

5. Would you want to go back and be that age again? Yes and No. Only to be with Daddy again. But I love being perpetually 35.

6. Do you have a favorite outfit? What is it? Levi’s and a tee shirt and my chucks is my uniform for life! And I don’t care it they are “mom jeans”. It’s comfy.

7. What do you think is the most overrated product for women out on the market right now? Overrated or Overpriced?? Most cosmetic products are overpriced! All purses and Shoes are Seriously way too much! But overrated no.

8. What’s your favorite perfume? Chanel No 5! I love Calvin Klein’s Euphoria but I can’t wear it. It just doesn’t “fit” with me.

9. If you could afford a summer house and a winter house anywhere in the U.S., where would they be? This is gonna be bassawkwards but Summer- In Montana. I love that area. Winter – In Texas! I’m avoidin’ the snow that way!

10. What’s your favorite recipe? My salsa and margaritas… hands down better than any store bought crap!

11. What made you decide to start a blog? I needed a place to vent and it came with a hidden perk… friends!

These are my Questions I’d like you to answer:

1) Mani, Pedi, or both?

2) Swimwear? Are you afraid of it or you go with a teeny weeny bikini?

3) Favorite movie and why?

4) Do you spit or swallow?

5) And while we’re on the subject of sex… toys or no?

6) What is your feelin’s on fake tannin’?

And that’s all I can think of… and be redundant. So have fun and you can answer in my comment section or take your own blog. Just let me know so I can visit.

No Doubt In My Mind…

You are Supergirl

Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.

wear a thong and push up bra!!

 

What super hero are you?

11 Fun Facts About Me!

Okay, I’m linkin’ up this meme on Talk To Us Tuesday So that you all can meet a new blogger. She’s just started bloggin’ and needs some blogger love. Make her feel welcome.

Southern Transplant

Be sure to link up with Shawn and IA also.

1. You must post the rules.

2. Post eleven fun facts about yourself on the blog post.

3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create 11 new questions to ask the people you've tagged.

4. Tag 11 people and link them on your post. (And you know I’m a rule breaker and don’t tag people. If you want to do this, Feel Free TO DO SO! Just let me know so I can read you’re answers.)

5. Let them know you've tagged them! (mute point)

And becuz this is such a long blog entry, I’m gonna do it in 2 parts.

  11 Fun Facts about me:

1) I know it’s not obvious but I’m scatterbrained. Not a total airhead but just absent minded sometimes… not all the time. And do not talk to Roy about it. He’ll tell you different! Jackass!

2) I am high strung. I Know! Right? Another Shocking Fact! But yes, I make a big deal of the littlest things. And Roy can vouch for that… and not be entirely a Jackass about it.

3) I have a childhood fear that rules my entire life. I can not and will not ever sleep closest person to the bedroom door. I don’t care where we go or that whole “I only sleep on the left side” thing. I will not be the person nearest the bedroom door. When I as little, I had a fear that someone would break into my room and kill me… you know the boogie man or vampires… so I put my baby sister on the THAT side of the bed. When the bad guy came into the room he would grab my sister, I would scream, Daddy would come runnin’ and save ME. Good plan. And I still do that to this day. Roy will wake up and shoot the intruder and save ME.

4) I carry myself as if I’m 6foot 2inches though I’m only 4foot 11inches tall. I’m not a dwarf… or an oompa loompa. I am proportionally correct with all my body parts… Okay, not my ass. It’s big. If I was 6foot 2, It would be perfect.

5) I make a mean margarita! It is fabulous!! It’s a real manslayer… a pantie dropper!

6) I am basically fearless. Except for that bedroom door thing. I don’t like snakes but I’m not exactly afraid of them. I know that when they bite it will hurt. Who wants to be hurt? So if I scream and run that doesn’t mean I’m afraid of them. Nor roller coasters. I may scream my lungs out but I will ride it over and over and over again.

7) My husband spoils me. I know I give a bad time but he really does. I cook on All-Clad. He bought me a swimming pool. He’s taken me on 6 cruises. He bought me a Harley for Christmas and 2 brand new cars right off the showroom floor. I’m quite happy with him and best of all, he’s happy with me… I buy him guns. And I am not afraid to get up close and personal with Elvis.

8) My hub is a gun nut. But I own more than him.

9) Roy bought me a Harley for Christmas in 2001 and in 2002, I rode my bike to Sturgis! You know Sturgis, South Dakota where the Big Motorcycle Rally is held… round trip well over 1500 miles. Very proud of myself. And my ass hurt like hell!!

10) Remember this? Ruffles the Alligator Snappin’ Turtle and how he’ll grow into that?

Well, we’re gonna make him a pond and keep him.

We think he’s retarded. He doesn’t swim right.

But mostly becuz I’m afraid someone will shoot him.

 

 

11) I love to cook… hence the big ass… but I do not like to clean the mess. But that’s normal. Right?

Now becuz the Tag is so long and I don’t want to bore you anymore than I already have, I’ll finish the rest of it Next Tuesday.

Until then… Much Love, Big Hugs and Too Much Tequila!