It's Hunting Season....no deer in my freezer...yet.
But someone shot something just outside of my property!!!
At zero Dark thirty!!
I kid you not!
6Am, I sittin' here going thru my email and heard a gun shot that sounded like it was in my front yard!! Like an idiot I go to the front door and LOOK OUT!
If Roy were here HE would have KILLED ME!!
So I shut the door and went upstairs....in total darkness.
Which is dangerous too.
Not just the trip UP but the WALK ACROSS THE ROOM.
There's a lotta shit up there!
I made it thru the first room and the second room doesn't have a clear path so I was almost on my hands and knees feelin' my way thru the room in the dark....pitch black people.
And some one shot something outside my property!!!
IN THE FREAKIN' DARK!!!!!!!
I made it to the window and peeked out. I couldn't see anything.
But I heard an old rattle-trap truck comin' down the road. I watched for its lights to hit someone on the property across the road... so I could see the poachers.
NOPE! It dropped someone off!!
And LEFT!!
I watched as best I could the person that was dropped off, cross the pasture....I could see him every little bit, he musta been usin' his cell phone as a light. THAT'S HOW DARK IT WAS.
I totally lost him behind one of my trees. Another truck drove by but I still never saw a thing from its headlights but the rattle-trap truck came back. I heard the sounds of doors shuttin' and tailgates slammin' ....And they were gone!!!
As they drove past the house I couldn't tell what type of truck it was....IT WAS THAT DARK!!!
They Poached their Deer by 6:20!
Is it any wonder why hunters shot each other??? If they are stupid enough to shoot in the dark??
I haven't even had a chance to tell Roy yet. He's doin' his own huntin' ....the right way.
I wonder if there was more than just the two...the driver and the dropoff but also someone in the pasture, the actual shooter, becuz those deer are not lightweight. I can't imagine one person draggin' a 100pounder alone. And it happened way to quickly to gut it and then move it. I have a feelin' there were 3!
I managed to get thru that whole incident without a bruise or stubbed toe.
Or fallin' down the stairs....again.
Or Shot At!!
When I tell Roy about it I'm leavin' out the part about openin' the front door.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Blondes, Deer, and Poachers...
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sit Down And Drop All Sharp Objects!!
So Roy and I sat in the Doctor's office waitin' to hear the results of the bloodwork. You know I've had some issues about high cholesterol.
Well, the doctor comes in all happy, "Mrs Hightower I have good news! You're Pregnant!!"
What the Hell??!!??
Roy's all excited!!!
The Dr's all excited!!!
So I was all excited!!!! I'm dog-like in that way, get all excited becuz everyone else is....I don't really know why but Woo Hoo!!!
Me. Pregnant!!!
Roy was so excited he wanted to sell the house and move to Texas!!!
Yep Texas! And live like gypsies on the beach.
I've heard it's like Heaven....I guess he wants to raise our baby in Heaven.
Personally I think it's way to hot to be Heaven but rather maybe ....well.
You Know.
And like a dog, I'm lettin' him lead. If he wants to sell the house and live like gypsies in Texas so be it.
But as we're talkin' to the RealEstateDude, It Hits Me Like A Ton of Bricks!!
I Can't Be Pregnant!!!!
Roy can't impregnant me!!!!
He has a vasectomy!!!!!
And He's Freakin' Happy????
Just before all Hell broke loose....I woke up.
In a Cold Sweat!
Worst.
Ever.
NightMare.
Pregnant???
Geez!!!
And I've had some doozies!!!
Like the time dreamt we were playin' hide and seek....and I've runnin' thru the house to find my hidin' spot and a drop of water or something drips on my face and as I look up to see what it is... my cousin...the one I HATE....is swingin' an axe at my face.
That's Scary Shit!!
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Rude!!!
I called Roy, "Honey is there anything you need from HellMart?"
"YES! Chocolate! Lots of chocolate. I NEED Chocolate!"
"Dude! Are you havin' your period?"
He hung up on me.
Must be!!
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
3 Things Said To Me As A Brunette...
1) From Roy: "You need to fix that before we Cruise or you won't get screwed!"
Har Hardy Har Har!!
Ass!!
2) From Roy: There was hair in the bathroom sink,
"See, Even your body is rejecting it!"
Kiss My Lily White Ass!!
At least I have hair!!!
3) From my Mom: Left on Facebook...for all the world or at least the people we know.
"You are a blonde! If I had wanted you to be a brunette, I'da made you that way!"
"Mom, I was born a redhead."
"Oh yeah. I forgot."
She's on medication for insanity....I just sure of it.
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Monday, November 16, 2009
My Days Are Numbered!!!
As a brunette....I've walked on the Other Side long enough.
Roy was sittin' on his couch...he'd look over at me.
He'd look at the TV.
He'd look at me.
He'd look at the TV.
"What??"
"Fix it."
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