One of my neighbors caught me as I was walkin' into the gym, and she said, "I don't know how long you've live there, but I just now saw that you have a pool!"
She sounded mad.
Like I shouldn't have one.
The Nerve!
"I told my husband, 'They have a pool'! When did that happen?"
I wasn't sure exactly how to react but to invite her over.
Geez!
Why can't I have a pool??
I get hot too.
G'Dub gave me money. I stimulated the economy!
By the way, You are always welcome in my pool.
Always.
Plan B
8 hours ago
3 comments:
I'll bring the chips and dip! I so want a pool
everybody wants to swim, but no one ever wants to clean it, do they?
I'll be over with my suit in a little it. I'm bringing GOOD tequila and a mess of limes.
Why does she care if you have a pool?
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